Chapter 20 – Mums away!
‘Rotorua is a major destination for both domestic and international tourists; the tourism industry is by far the largest industry in the district. It is known for its geothermal activity, and features geysers and hot mud pools.’
The night came and went, and I went about my normal daily business. Being a Friday and Yana was still signed off, she had intentions of going back to work on the Monday. I got conscripted to somehow take my new fiancé shopping.
I took her to the local mall; we were there were for hours. But what struck me wasn’t how long we were taking. But what she was buying. I expected her to be buying clothes, handbags, makeup, and hair products. You know the usual girly things. No, she was buying household products. Towels,sheets,pillowcases. All manner of linen and crockery things.
“Yana, I wasn’t expecting you to buy so much of this type of stuff.” I asked her.
“Haha, no you were expecting me to but skincare, make up hair things and fashion. No?” she laughingly replied.
“Well, I do get my clothes, and I get one bed which was mine, the double one in the spare room that was mine. Otherwise, everything is Andrew’s father’s. And now we are engaged. And with little deti on way. We need to think about these things, Nyet?” she said.
“Oh.” I said. But I had to grudgingly agree.
The past wee while had been unearthly in a way. I had gone from being an eighteen-year-old kid with minimal responsibilities. To being accepted into university and being engaged to a woman who was pregnant.
After some hours Yana and I went home. When we got home. There were a few too many cars in the driveway.
I escorted Yana into the house to find the other mums already there. Excluding Janice. They were all seated in the lounge drinking wine.
“Hello Jay and Yana.” My mum said.
“Uh hi all.” I stammered.
“That not nice hello.” Grace commented.
“Oh, give the boy a break, he’s loaded down with all manner of bags there. Grace.” Penny commented.
“Oh, so he struggle with bags and it’s okay, but he have strength to fuck us all. Speaking of which I want another turn on him.” Grace said. Poking her tongue out.
“Now, now ladies. Let’s not have too much of that kind of talk. I invited you all here tonight for a reason.” Mum interjected.
“Now Grace I know you absolutely adore my son’s cock and Penny you have told me how wonderful it is. But I will have to take your words for it.Unfortunately.” Mum said.
Penny just about choked on her wine, knowing that, that statement from mum was a lie.
“Yes, why we here?” Grace asked.
“Well as you know this week’s card thing was cancelled due to all our husbands being home. And then mine got called into work on his day off to cover a sick colleague.” Mum said.
“Hahaha, that’s funny.” Penny snorted.
“What is Pen?” mum asked.
“Doctor’s getting sick, it’s just kind of ironic.” Penny answered.
“Oh, yes I suppose it is.” Mum answered.
“But anyway. I got you here to tell you some news and while we don’t have our boys or husbands with us. I thought it would be a good opportunity. Come join us Yana, Jay can put your purchases away.” Mum said and motioned for Yana to join them. Penny poured her a glass of wine and handed it to Yana.
They went on while I made several trips to Yana’s room struggling with enough Linen and Housewares for a rather large army.
“Right now, we are all here. Yana also has news, well in fact most of the news is hers or concerns her. Yana you want me to tell these two. Or do you want to do it?” mum asked.
“You tell.” Yana answered.
“Okay well seeing as you are my two best friends and Penny is one of my oldest. There is four pieces of news to tell you. Two of which must be say, be kept under wraps for a wee while until things sort themselves out.” Mum said.
“Oh, do tell?” Penny said, leaning forward as she did.
“Yes tell.” Grace repeated.
“OK. First Jay has won a scholarship all expenses paid to med school. The rest concerns Yana. Are you still okay if I tell them Yana?” mum said.
“Da.” Yana answered.
“Oh, what’s happened?” Penny asked.
“Okay well this first one is not really a secret. Yana is getting divorced, And she is living here.” Mum said.
“Oh, I sorry to hear that.” Grace said.
“Really, well I knew that, that husband of yours was no good. And good on you Yana.” Penny said.
“Thank you.” Yana said.
“So, what’s the other news?” Penny excitedly asked.
“Well, this is the secret news only between us four okays?” mum said.
“Ok. But it cant be more secret than that other thing right?” Penny said. Referring to her and my mother’s incestuous forays.
“Oh, penny just as secret and that other thing is still going on too by the way.” Mum said.
“Do please tell seclet.” Grace implored.
“Okay Yana here has found someone who really, really loves her, thinks the world of her and he has asked her to marry him as of yesterday and Yana has accepted.” Mum said.
Penny and Sahabet Grace both went silent. You could hear a pin drop.
“Hang on so she has her second husband already lined up and the divorce isn’t even through yet?” Penny commented. Grace was just silent, a look of confusion on her face.
“In a way yes, it just happened, but I can tell you two ladies Yana and him are very much in love with each other I can tell. Plus, the second part of the news. Yana here is also shall we say? In the family way?” Mum said.
“she’s pregnant? Oh, that vely good. I happy for you Yana.” Grace said.
“So, waiting on a divorce, engaged and knocked up?” Penny said.
“Yes.” Mum said.
“Oh, that sounds great, Can I ask who the lucky fellow is?” Penny said.
“Yes of course.” Yana said.
“Who is he?” Penny asked.
“Let me answer this one Yana.” Mum interjected.
“He is my son.” Mum said.
“So, Jay is marrying her and has fathered her child as well. Randy little bugger. Like I know he’s good at doing what he does, and he has that old world chivalric ethos to him. But still.” Penny commented.
“Yes that’s why it has to remain a secret, because of A, she isn’t divorced yet and also she is still teaching so they have to remain tight lipped about it until he finishes school. So, I can count on you two to keep mum?” Mum said.
“Of course.” Grace said.
“Me too.” Penny said.
Yana cleared her throat. “Excuse me I also have some news to add. This is new, news.” Yana said.
“Do tell.” Mum answered.
“Well, I am not expecting one baby, I’m expecting two.” Yana proudly announced.
“What two?” mum said shocked.
“Oh yeah two at once, your bits will never be the same Yana.” Penny commented.
Grace just clapped excitedly.
Yana gulped at Penny’s remark.
“Don’t talk like that you’ll scare her.” Grace remarked.
“Well, it’s true isn’t it Anne?” Penny said.
“Hey, don’t get me involved in this argument you started it. Besides, you’re scaring Yana here.” Mum answered.
“So, what else is happening anything apart from our sons? ” Mum asked.
“Ah nothing much. ” Penny replied.
“Same.” Said Grace.
Penny, Yana, and mum chit chatted for a few more minutes. Grace was exceptionally quiet.
“What’s up Gracie girl? You look like you have the most complex hard question ever.” Mum said looking at Grace.
“Yeah what’s up?” Penny said in agreement.
“Oh, I’m just thinking about something.” Grace replied.
“Well, do tell problem shared is a problem solved.” Mum said.
“I won a prize almost a year ago. And it expires soon. I was wondering if we should use it to celebrate the news. It has to be used in two weeks.” Grace said.
“Ooh do tell.” Penny said excitedly.
“Hmm is it going to get us into trouble like our last ‘blowout’?” Mum cautioned.
“No because everything paid for. We just have to pay for extra things like souvenirs, fuel, extra food that isn’t included in the prize.” Grace said.
“Oh, what is it?” Yana asked showing keen interest.
“It’s a weekend away in Rotorua. Two nights in a four-bedroom luxury serviced apartment on the lake. It’s four bedrooms but sleeps eight. Breakfast for up to eight people daily. Admission to Hell’s gate, Polynesian spa, Twilight cruise on lake with dinner. Plus, massages and beauty treatments for up to eight. I asked them and they don’t mind if it is less than eight as well. It just can’t be over eight people.” Grace replied.
“Sounds gooood. I could do with a massage and beauty treatment.” Penny said.
“Yes me too, well a beauty treatment that isn’t MANmade.” Mum agreed, using her fingers to highlight the word ‘MAN’ referring to our cum.
“Haha agreed.” Penny chuckled.
“I’ve always wanted to see the rest of this country, it sounds nice. Rotorua has the snow or the mud?” Yana said.
“Oh Yana.” Penny said placing her hand on Yana’s knee.
“Queenstown is snow, Rotorua is mud and smell. That putrid, sulphur smell.” Penny said.
“Oh, I would like to go.” Yana said.
“Hmm, same but it seems a shame for just four of us to go.” Mum said.
“Agreed, what about Janice?” Grace asked.
“No, she’s dead against Rotorua, hated it and besides, she doesn’t like trips over an hour, and Rotovegas is three and half hours. But we could ask her I suppose.” Penny said.
“Brandi, you know the school counsellor she loves Rotorua. I could ask her.” Mum interjected.
“Svet.” Yana said.
“Pardon? Did you sneeze?” Grace said.
“Nyet,Nyet. Svet is short for Svetlana she is a girl who works in the Russian shop in town. Every Russian know every other Russian here. she also never left this town. I ask her.” Yana replied.
Oh, I know, used to be like with the Chinese, now they bloody everywhere.” Grace said laughing.
As she is Chinese.
“Hmm” Penny murmured deep in thought.
“Yes Pen?” Mum asked.
“Shall we make it a girl’s weekend or a ‘girl’s’ weekend?” Penny answered using her fingers to highlight the second Sahabet Giriş girl’s.
“What are you implying.” Mum curiously asked.
“Well Anne, you and I have been lezzie before, Grace and Yana have shall I say experimented with it. Brandi as you and I know is Bi. It just leaves this Svetlana’s opinions on it. We could make it a Lesbian weekend before Yana here gets too big and waddles around like a walrus.” Penny said. I could tell by the tone of her voice she was serious.
I heard this as I was lurking in the doorway unheard and unseen.
“So, Penny is suggesting an all-girl weekend away to celebrate Yana’s divorce, Marriage, and pregnancy. Only with lesbian adventures as well. Kind of like a lesbian road trip.?” Mum asked.
“Yes exactly. Ok I’ll ring Janice see if she’s keen. Anne you ring Brandi, Yana you ring your friend Svetlana, and we’ll all go next Friday. We can leave after breakfast, Get to Rotorua by lunchtime, do some things, take this cruise, see the sights, and spend the nights and maybe some afternoons in deep lesbian fun. Leave Sunday lunchtime be back up here for dinner on Sunday night.” Penny said.
“Well, you have it planned out.” Mum said.
Yana and Grace nodded in agreement.
“Lets make calls but Janice, Brandi and Svetlana have to be aware of the lesbian thing as well.” Penny said.
“I’ll call Brandi right now.” Mum said.
“Da I call Svet.” Yana said.
“And I’ll call Janice.” Penny said.
“And I’ll call and see if the place can take the six or seven of us.” Grace said.
They all got up and reached for their phones. This is when I decided to walk in.
“Six or seven what?” I casually asked.
“Ooh you naughty boy how much you hear?” Grace asked.
“Just the six or seven parts.” I answered.
“Goood.” Grace said.
“Jay we are planning a girl’s weekend to make Yana feel better. Oh, and congratulations on your upcoming nuptials and fatherhood. Two eh?” Penny teasingly said.
“Ah now you’re here, can you put the kettle on.” Mum said.
“Penny, can you not tell Janice about me being you know?” Yana asked Penny.
“Of course, doll, I know you have always been a bit in awe or scared of Janice. I won’t tell anyone outside of this room unless you want me to, Petal. Okay?” Penny said in reply.
“Da Thank you.” Yana said.
And then they all proceeded to make their calls.
Mum rang Brandi and the conversation was quite excitable.
Penny rang Janice and it was short and sweet.
Yana rang Svetlana and I didn’t know what they were saying but by the tone it sounded good.
And Grace rang the accommodation and it seemed to go well.
Grace got off the phone first, followed by Penny, Mum and then Yana.
“And how we all get on?” Penny asked.
“All booked for next Friday.” Grace replied.
“Brandi can’t wait.” Mum answered.
“Svetlana is keen even on the lesbian things too. She says two great adventures in one.” Yana said.
“And you Pen, how’d it go?” Mum asked Penny.
“It’s a no from Janice, she cant stand the place.” Penny replied.
“Ok all sorted, how we going to get there?” Grace asked.
“Hmm not worth flying.” Penny said.
“Road? We look at scenery as we go.” Yana suggested.
“Great idea, Yan. See my future daughter in law is a genius. Penny can we use your seven-seater?” Mum said. Brushing Yana on the head as she spoke.
“Don’t see why not.” Penny answered.
“All done then. You pick Grace up, then Yana and I then Brandi then Svetlana and then we go south.” Mum said.
“Sounds like a plan and don’t forget to bring any toys with you. Ladies we might need them.” Penny said. Followed by a cascade of laughter from all four.
The evening was spent by me ordering takeaways as the four got progressively drunker and drunker. I had to drive Penny and Grace back home.
The next week passed as normal.
On Monday I was back at school and having not caught up with any of the others. I finally caught up with them in the lunchroom.
“Hey Jay, where you been hiding?” Thomas said as he sat down.
David and then Simon sat down. And then Andrew.
“Hello all, so how’s the princess?” Andrew sarcastically asked.
“How would I know?” I asked. Pretending that I didn’t.
“Well, the slut has filed for divorce. And she’s using your address as the reply address.” Andrew replied angrily pointing at me.
“Is she now, I had no idea.” I said knowing full well of what he had mentioned and implied.
“She’s what?” Thomas asked.
“She filed for divorce, cleaned out all her belongings taken her key and gone. Wants half of everything. Dad said she can have it but not half of the house and company as that was preexisting. Apparently his lawyer agrees. She also wants it over quickly because she has found someone new as well. Wonder who the lucky bastard is? Probably some boyfriend from the old country.” Andrew said a hint of venom in his voice.
“Oh, this also came for her.” Andrew said tossing me an envelope with the internal Sahabet Güncel Giriş affairs logo on it. I wondered what it was.
“Any ideas?” I asked.
“Probably her residency, good timing she can divorce the old man now and not go back to the land of Snow and Vodka. Good riddance to her.” Andrew angrily said before standing up and moving away.
“Wow he really has some deep-seated feelings for her doesn’t he?” David said.
“Yeah I wonder why?” Simon asked.
“Me too. Like I don’t speak for Simon here, but for me. When I met Janice the first time I didn’t like her. But I warmed to her. I know she’ll never be my mum and my actual mum is still alive. And Janice can be very intimating and forceful some of the time, but I just got used to it.How about you Si? How was it with you and Grace?” David said.
“Ah much the same with Grace I have to say. Also, I think part of the differences with us three and our steppies is Yana is the newest. All five of us are eighteen. And Jay and Tom have never had step mums, but out of the three of us that have. Grace has been my ‘mum’ for eight years, Janice has been yours for what five- or six-years Davy?” Simon said.
“Six.” David replied.
“See eight and six and how long has Yana been in Andrew’s life? Just over two and a half years. Plus, there’s the cultural barrier and what not. Plus, the age. In many ways Yana is more of a big sister age to Andy.” Simon said.
“Yes I agree, also the fact of the timing. Like he told you didn’t he jay?” Thomas said.
“What timing?” Simon asked.
“Well, he told me that he blames Yana for his mum being killed, coupled with the fact she tried too hard when they first met.” I said.
“Oh, that might explain a lot, because wasn’t his dad in Russia marrying her when his mum got killed?” David asked.
“Yes, as he said to me, if his dad had married a woman his own age in this country his mum might still be alive.” I said.
“Understandable but what’s happening with all our mums lately? Apparently we have all agreed to an all-out orgy where no mum or hole is spared.” David said.
“Yes.” Simon said. Thomas and I both nodded.
“We all keen on this idea?” David asked.
“I am.” I answered.
“Me too.” Thomas said.
“Yes and no.” David said.
“Same as you David.” Simon said.
“What you two mean? Yes and No?” Thomas asked.
“Well yes for the orgy but not for it to end.” David said.
“Well Grace was saying that the mums have agreed that if we want to fuck any of them after this ‘arrangement’ ends we can. And some of us aren’t related. Sorry Jay and Tommy. But that’s it. Unless you two want to cross into incestland. Like I mean if my mum was a firecracker like yours Jay I would leap at the chance. And Grace has made some moves toward me.” Simon said.
“Well.” Thomas said.
“Well, we could but I don’t think we would be is what he is trying to say.” I said as I slapped Thomas on the back.
“You want the whole world to know we’re both putting it where we shouldn’t be?” I quietly mentioned to Thomas.
“Oh.” He quietly replied.
“Yeah Janice said much about the same thing ” David said.
“She also mentioned that the usual Friday thing is off. Apparently all the mums and that counsellor that comes in here once or twice a week, Mrs Edwards are going for a few days to Rotorua. And she hates Rotorua. So, she turned them down.” David said.
“Yeah they are using a prize Grace won and didn’t know what to do with, Apparently.” Simon said.
“Hmm so a girls weekend? You think they will get dirty and do ‘saucy’ things?” Thomas asked.
“Maybe you never know. If you remember your mum and my mum had lesbian flings in university, and then Yana made a move on Grace on our first night.” I answered.
“Oh yeah Grace and Yana.” Simon said remembering.
“That would be something to see. Wouldn’t it? David said.
“Well, all I can I say is why not let them have a trip away maybe it’s to cheer Yana up? So, what are all our plans for next year?” I casually asked. Hoping to divert the topic.
“I’m going to uni for Psychology I want to be a therapist.” Thomas said.
“Yeah I can see you being noisy about people’s issues. I’m going to uni for IT and commerce. Simon said.
“Oh, Grace can help with that, I’m thinking and applied for either teaching or nursing.” David said.
“So, Janice has had an effect on you then?” Thomas asked.
“Maybe, maybe I just want to be surrounded by young, nubile pussy. You know that primary teaching and nursing classes are full of chicks. What about you Jay?” David responded.
“Me, I’ve been accepted into Medical school on a full scholarship as long as I maintain an A minus for the whole duration, and I major in a surgical speciality.” I said.
“Wow.” Said the other three.
“What’s Andrew’s plans? Anyone know?” I asked.
“Apparently he wants to be a commercial lawyer, or a personal trainer. But he’s doing a gap year in Latin America first.” Simon said.
“Trainer I can see him doing, but a lawyer, his highest mark has been a C plus.” David said.
“He just wants to chase pussy.” Simon said.
“Probably right but we better be going.” David reminded.
“What have we all got after lunch?” Thomas asked.
“Chemistry with your mum.” David said pointing at me.